Species: Arianus Japonicum
Habitat: Lives in a pouch attached to parents' chests. Nocturnally, this species can be found sleeping between long-suffering parents.
Size: Currently 5kg, will continue to grow up to 55-60kg.
Diet: Mother's milk
Distinguishing features: A shock of thick dark hair, small beguiling eyes and chubby thighs riddled with folds
Activities: Sleeping, eating, outputting, smiling and occasionally crying.
Sounds and translations:
Cooing, sighing and gurgling: "All is well with the world. Hi Mom!"
Squeaking: "I'm so comfortable."
Sucking very fast on dummy: "Hey, this thing doesn't have any milk!"
Panicked sniffling and snuffling: "Where's my milk? Somebody bring me my milk!!!"
Annoyed "Eh" vocalisation: "This is my last warning - get me my milk!"
Grunt: "Now you've had it!"
Full blown crying: "You have angered me to the point of no return! I will now scream deafeningly and refuse to eat until you move Heaven and Earth to show your remorse!"
Screaming accompanied by red face: "How dare you bath me, evil parents!"
Irregular burps, farts and giggles: "I'm fast asleep, leave me alone."
If well cared-for, this species is generally calm, placid and content. It attracts a lot of attention, and is well-loved by siblings. Owners must be aware though, that exercise needs to be strictly enforced, as the species is not inherently active.
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